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Jeul Poong Mok Woo
I have waited patiently through the years...
with the wind in my hair and the gentle rain on my body.
I have taken such a long road for this fated day to meet the one I long for.
There's no more time to waste.
[I vow to find the one.]
There is something that I must do in this boarding house.
[One year ago.]
[Boardinghouse No. 24- Episode One: Boardinghouse No. 24.]
- [Pyongyang] - [Seoul]
Tiny-G!
I came all the way from North Korea to see you!
Can you please look at me!
Pink as cow's udders, Tiny-G!
Boarder number one- Li Bang In, 24 years old.
His obsessive love for girl groups made him defect from North Korea.
Boarder number two- Kim Dong Joon, 24 years old.
Simple and senseless workout fanatic.
Wow... nice body.
You... I've got you now!
Boarder number three- Cho Hyun Young, 24 years old.
A girl so obsessed with luxury brands that she treasures them like her own children.
You remember this baby, don't you?
No, I don't.
I don't recognize it.
You dare try to deceive me by passing a knockoff as the real thing?
Do you know how humiliated I was at the club in front of the girls with the real ones?
What were you thinking going around with something that your ex-boyfriend gave you?
Are you serious?
Would you abandon the child too if you were to get divorced?
How unbelievable. Just who do you think you are?
Champion!
You still joke around like that? How childish and immature!
I'm so sick and tired of you now.
Hey, what are you doing?
Let go of me.
What are you doing!
Farewell, you knockoff loving ex-boyfriend of mine!
Unbelievable.
I'm too humiliated to even go to the gym.
Where am I going to workout now?
Ugh, this is so aggravating.
Seriously!
What is that?
[Boardinghouse No. 24- Rooms available.]
What the heck!
What the heck was that?
That must be a girl group dormitory.
Its so nice to meet you! So nice to meet you!
You are one rude and brutish man!
Who are you?
- What kind of a Tiny-G fan are you? - I'm not.
I'm just here to check out the boarding house next door.
There's a boarding house next to Tiny-G's dormitory?
They finally took the bait.
Everything else is great, but the location is all wrong.
If you move to that address, you will be guaranteed the number one spot.
May peace be with you.
This is such a great conversation.
You are so handsome.
Boarder number four- Kim Sa Eun, 24 years old.
Materialist girl whose goal in life is to find a husband and get married.
Maybe its because you're a doctor, but you sure are handsome.
A plastic surgery doctor I know thinks that my looks are the result of surgeries
but the truth is, I'm a natural beauty.
Oh my goodness. Your handsome looks are all natural?
You're just like a beautifully carved statue, Joong Wan.
You're just my type. Just call me 'oppa'.
I don't know if I can.
Joong Wan... oppa?
I really love that.
- Do you live with your family? - No, I live alone.
I really enjoy living alone.
- What line of work are your parents in? - They're in the hospitality business.
They used to own the Rose Motel, but now they own the Rose Resort.
- Jesus Christ! - What is it?
You have an ugly stain on your sleeve.
I'm a total clean freak
so whenever I see any sort of stain, I have to get rid of it right away.
- Oh my goodness! - How dirty.
I'm the same way. We're very similar in that sense.
Is that right?
Oh my, that was the green light, wasn't it?
The green light is on!
Stuttgart opera, Sexagenarian statics, Gapho reform, net weight, Ah-jung pursuant...
Yes, Father.
I'm here at the hospital.
Ah, you're taking care of some work?
In that case...
I'll just wait for you in the lobby.
Okay.
The points that I lost in my father's eyes...
I vow to make up for them today.
In order to make a good soybean paste, you have to choose the right beans.
The belief that in order to live in a nice home
you have to choose the right people to live in it.
That is the philosophy by which I live.
Pure hearted souls like yourselves will help create the sprawling vines of this family...
- Heol! - [An expression of shock and surprise.]
Where did they both go?
This room isn't bad.
There's even an air conditioner in here. Not bad, right?
Wait, you don't know what an air conditioner is, do you?
Let's see...
It gives off cool air like a fan.
Ah, that's right. You don't know what a fan is either, do you?
Let's see...
Girlfriend pillow!
It blows out really cool air just like if you were to
cuddle up in the embrace of a girlfriend pillow.
It's really fascinating to meet someone from North Korea.
Hey, I saw on TV that you're given a gun when you're really young.
Have you ever shot a gun?
- Do you have any gun wounds? - Wounds?
- Yeah. - I do.
- Right here. - Where?
A knife wound? Or a gun wound?
This summer...
- This summer, in North Korea... - This summer, in North Korea?
It's a mark that I got from the water park.
I got this mark from when I jumped up in surprise in the 4D movie theater.
Wait... there's a water park and a 4D movie theater in the North?
Stop watching all those movies, and watch the news once in a while.
I'm glad that the bed is made of latex. I can't sleep unless it's on a latex bed.
I hope there's a bidet with the toilet.
How about we take a picture together now that we're roommates?
- What's that? - Don't you know what a selca is?
- What? - This is a Bluetooth remote.
Okay, smile.
One, two, three.
Let's go to your room since you have a good view of Tiny-G's dormitory from there.
Wow, this is amazing.
He must think that I didn't do my research before I left the North.
Comrade Dong Joon must not be that bright.
I'm going to head out now.
Where are you going?
Don't be shocked.
I'm just going to tell you this since we're now roommates.
What is it? Is it secret information?
Tiny-G is hosting a surprise fan signing event today.
It's something that even their fan club isn't aware of.
Really?
Who cares? That's so stupid.
What's so special about idols? Seriously...
You can insult my father, but don't you dare insult my idols.
I won't let it go.
What are you going to do about it?
I know that the guys from ZE:A sing the song, 'I can hear you breathe'...
Oh my gosh!
What the heck?
Mister.
The second floor is nice, too.
But what's in that first room on the second floor?
- I saw that you keep it locked. - Oh.
Another boarder lives in that room.
I haven't had the chance to meet her yet.
I see.
Boarder number five- Min Do Hee, 24 years old.
Although I've tried my best, all I know so far is her name.
You're so my type.
- Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom. - Yes, of course.
Yeah?
You sass... what is it?
I'm busy.
I'm on a billion won blind date right now.
What?
Of course, he's totally into me. What?
His face?
Have you ever seen a completely natural face where things were just left to grow and rot?
Whatever you're imagining right now, it's much worse than that.
But I'm just enduring it because he comes from a lot of money.
Huh?
What are you saying? Who cares if he's ugly?
It's not like I'm marrying for love.
I'm not marrying his face, I'm marrying his money.
Huh? No!
I don't even care if he has a kid.
As long as he's not gay... it's okay.
He's back, I have to go.
- I'm sorry about that. - Of course.
You really are so my type.
Wait, that’s Joong Won.
- Were you able to take care of business? - Yes, I got rid of it all.
Oh my.
By the way, I'm sorry for having asked you to come all the way here to meet me.
No, not at all. A woman should always take care of her man.
It wouldn't be right to take up too much of his time.
You are so my type!
Honey!
How can you leave me behind to go out on this blind date?
I told you to wait for me.
I'm never going to leave you alone again. I love you, Joong Won.
Joong Won, you could've gotten yourself into really big trouble.
That woman in there...
No, don't say a word!
The truth is, for a long time now... I've had feelings for you, too.
- What are you doing? - I didn't know you felt the same way.
Boarder number six- Lee Jae Hwan, 24 years old.
The only son of a hospital chairman, but he dreams of getting a job on his own.
What the heck are you doing!
Hey, I was just trying to help you because that woman was after your money.
- I was trying to get you out of there. - What?
You're not my type either!
Joong Won.
Gook Joong Won!
- Maybe I shouldn't have gotten involved. - Hey.
My billion won man just left because of you.
Not just that, but my bright future too!
- You need to reimburse me. - You were just trying to use my friend.
So how could I just sit back and do nothing about it?
That man came on this blind date because he liked my looks.
He was after what he wanted too, so he's not any different from me.
- I have no interest in this conversation. - What?
Hey, stop right there!
This woman... has razor sharp teeth.
Has this woman lost all sense of reality?
Who do you think you are, Luis Suarez?
Ouch, that hurts! Someone please get this man!
Oh my goodness! I'm so scared!
Save me! He's about to hit me!
- You little scoundrel! - Father.
You little punk.
You refuse my request to become a doctor so you could take that useless exam.
- And now you're hitting women? - I'm not, Father!
Look at this! That woman bit me!
- She has razor sharp teeth. - You punk.
What are you talking about?
You're determined to come to my hospital and humiliate me in front of people, aren't you?
Don't even think about coming back home anymore, got it?
And I'm canceling all your credit cards.
Let's see how well you survive on your own.
Father.
Ugh, that Razor Tooth.
[The Biting woman.]
Baby, I'm sorry that no one recognized you, okay?
Even though I had to use up all of my rent and security deposit money to get you
your mommy is still so happy.
But...
I'm now going to have to move out of my place so what am I going to do?
Thief!
Someone catch the thief!
Excuse me! He just kidnapped my baby!
Please catch him! He went that way!
Baby?
I can't even get up with this skirt. What do I do?
Stop right there!
Stop!
Stop right there!
I said, stop!
I said, stop right there!
Stop!
When I get to you, you're dead!
My Tiny-G CD!
I said, stop right there!
Filthy bastard! Give me back the baby!
I'm going to get you!
Baby!
What is this?
It's not a baby, it's a handbag.
I broke my Tiny-G album for this stupid handbag?
Baby!
What a relief! I thought I lost you!
Thank you so much!
It's Tiny-G! Please give me your autograph!
Tiny-G!
I got her autograph!
I can't get their autograph on this broken CD.
Tiny-G!
I'm the happiest man in the world!
Hey, you filthy jerk!
What are you going to do about my baby? Do you know how much that costs?
Are you a man or something? How are you so strong?
Let go of me, and use your words!
I bought that bag with my rent money, you stupid idiot!
Give me back my five million won!
This handbag costs that much money?
Why are you speaking in a Northern dialect?
Do you think that you're Kim Soo Hyun or Lee Jong Suk?
I don't have a place to live and I lost my baby.
What am I going to do!
How cool and refreshing.
This feels like heaven. How cool and refreshing.
Seriously...
I lost my billion won man because of that glasses-wearing nerd!
If I ever get my hands on him, I'm going to twist him and bend him
and smack him around like this!
Ugh, I'm so angry.
Ugh, I'm so hot.
Why is it so hot today?
Oh, that's right. Ma'am, how much for this popsicle?
I know, Mother.
I'm looking on the internet for a place to live so don't worry about it.
I'm going to find a job and succeed on my own without any help from Father.
I vow to get into Samsung Group by the end of the year.
Yes.
Where am I going to find a place to live?
Why isn't the internet working?
What's this?
[Samsung Entrance Guaranteed Boardinghouse.]
Is this the house?
Ugh, it's so hot.
Ugh, it's hot.
- Oh my goodness. - Miss, looks like you're a gold digger.
Excuse me?
Gold digger?
A gold digger who's on the hunt for a rich husband.
- No, I'm not. - Come on.
- Want me to help you land a nice catch? - What?
Do you see that boarding house over there?
You know 'J Hospital', the biggest hospital in all of Gangnam?
I heard the son of that hospital owner is moving into that boarding house.
The son of J Hospital?
- Are you serious? - That's what I heard.
Not only that, but I hear he's really handsome too.
Rather than going on all those expensive blind dates, just move into that house
and you'll be able to land yourself a really nice catch.
Good luck.
The son of J Hospital?
He's moving into that house?
Heol!
[Diaper woman- Is this what our society has come to?]
Oh my goodness...
People are losing their minds in this sweltering heat.
It would be a very sad life to get snatched up by a girl like this one.
I should just go workout.
This is the boarding house I live in.
Not even in a studio apartment, but in a boarding house?
It hasn't been long since I crossed the border into the South
so I don't have the money to pay you back for the bag.
So I'll let you live in my room for now.
I've already spoken to my next-door roommate about it.
You are aware that the cost of that handbag is about a year's worth of rent, right?
But I'm going to take pity on you, and let you off the hook in six months.
Aren't you so grateful?
If I was still in the North, I'd shoot you down with my gun right now!
Just endure it.
- Comrade Dong Joon! - Yeah.
This is the girl that I told you about.
What are you doing here?
Is this where you live?
Aren't you so thankful that I waxed your legs for you on this hot day?
Thankful?
My legs got waxed for the first time in my life all because of you!
And I even had to quit my gym where I've been a VIP member for the last three years!
Oh my, is that right? Poor thing...
- You two know each other? - No, we don't know each other!
Is this the girl that you said you were bringing home?
Then I totally oppose it!
Get her out of here immediately!
I'm not going anywhere.
Why would I go anywhere when this guy owes me a debt?
If you don't like it, then you can leave.
Then I'll be grateful.
Or if you reimburse me for the handbag in his place
then I'll be even more grateful.
- Even more grateful. - Even more grateful?
You already ripped out all my hair, and now you're about to rip out my patience.
- What? - Ugh, I just wish I could...
You want me to rip out the hair on your head, too?
- Let go of me! - What was it that you said?
Do you know what people call someone like you?
A loser! If you get my point, then get lost!
What did you say?
Yes, I'm the guy who just signed the lease agreement with you.
I'm almost at the house right now. My room's already been cleaned, right?
Yes, I'll be right in.
I can't believe what I've been reduced to all because of Razor Tooth.
I vow to make it into a huge corporation and become successful.
- Let go! - Ugh, let go of me!
What's all that noise?
I said, let go! This is expensive too, isn't it?
- I'm going to trample all over it! - Let go of my bag!
Don't you dare step on my bag.
- Get your hands off me, woman! - Stop it, you two!
Let go!
Ugh, how rowdy.
You guys look like you're all old enough...
and it sounds to me like you're fighting over something petty and trivial.
Must you really shout and fight like this and be such an embarrassment?
Stop being such a nuisance to everyone, and let's figure this out rationally.
- Rationally? - Who are you to butt in?
We'll all be living together under the same roof now
so I'm just suggesting that we remain calm and rational.
We're all grownups here, so let's take a step back
and talk this out rationally.
Hey, Razor Teeth!
- Who are you? - 'Who are you'?
Wow, you're so aggravating!
Hey, Razor Teeth.
Because of you
I got kicked out of my house and had my credit cards canceled!
- Do you want to die? - Do you know me?
I think you've got the wrong person.
I think this man is slightly off mentally.
Mentally off? Why you!
Let go. I said, let go of me!
Ugh, seriously!
Comrade, why are you being like this?
We're all grownups here, so shouldn't we talk rationally about this?
Screw talking! Come here, Razor Teeth!
Seriously!
Let go!
- Just talk this out rationally. - I can't talk this out rationally!
- Stop! Or I'll call the police! - You're not calling anyone!
Everyone, stop!
- Ugh, that girl! - You're the man here, so just endure it.
The man has to endure it.
Why is he doing that?
What's he doing?
I don't know, but it's totally cool!
You must be out of your mind. How is that cool?
What do you think?
Didn't I look like a fluttering butterfly?
Start with a gentle sweep of an arc...
then a swooping sharp swipe like the cutting edge of a sword.
This is what you call swordsmanship.
Even if a fencing master wins in a competition
he never cheers or boasts.
It's out of respect for his defeated opponent.
Having respect for one another...
means that since we'll all be living together now
we need to maintain our respect for one another.
I welcome you all into my family.
You can keep me out of that family.
I'll just look for another place to stay.
I'm sure that's just your emotions talking.
- You'll think differently tomorrow. - I'm not waiting until tomorrow.
I'm moving out of here tonight.
Is that so?
I'm sure you'll need to move out if you don't like my house.
However...
If we look at the content of this contract...
'If the tenant breaks the contract once it has been signed...'
then the tenant must pay the landlord one hundred times the deposit amount.'
See?
What the heck?
Since all of you came here on your own to live in this house
it is by fate that we have come together like this
like specks of dust flying together in this giant universe.
Let's make an effort to live happily as family with joy in our hearts.
It was the year 1990...
when the sun shone brightest in my life.
I had the whole world in my hands
and I spent my twenties in the company of many different women.
It's so hot. Do you not have any hand fans?
[Three years ago]
After having spent my youth so carelessly
it was merely three years ago when I found out the truth of having fathered a child.
Father!
So I put the past behind me
and left the world I knew to be reborn as a new man.
I vowed to live out the rest of my life for the sake of my unknown child.
Out of the 99 woman that I met in the year of 1990...
there were only six women who gave birth to a child in that following year.
How long I have waited for this day.
I vow to find the one.
One of these six young men and women... is my own flesh and blood.
I wonder where the laundry room is.
Is this it?
Is someone already in there?
What the heck? Maybe it's just a storage room.
- Do you have the package? - Here it is.
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Here's your next breaking news story.
A 70-year-old billionaire who made a name for herself with a hugely successful
pigs' feet restaurant has been found murdered.
I think I know who the killer is.
Have I been caught?
- I need to get rid of the evidence tonight. - I got it all on camera!
It's over for you!
- No, that can't be. - Don't come any closer!
So... Kim Dong Joon is the son of J Hospital owner?
Dong Joon, you're so funny!
Let's set the target on Kim Dong Joon. Let's do it!
- Hello, I'm your new intern, Lee Jae Hwan. - Throw this away for me.
- Give this to the shoe repairman. - Delivery for the Marketing Team.
I vow to get hired by Samsung Enterprises by the end of the year!
Is it a habit of yours to eat late night snacks while listening to loud music?
Then share some of your snacks at least!
Thanks for the snacks!